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Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman

 

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperately for something to eat and drink, and then, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared.

The Englishman caught the camel and spluttered “I support Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver."

The Scotsman immediately shouted, "Well I support Hearts so I'll eat the heart."

And then the rather mentally challenged Irishman said, "I support Arsenal, but I don't feel hungry any more.”

 

영국 사람, 스코틀란드 사람, 아일랜드 사람

 

영국 사람, 아일랜드 사람 및 스코틀란드 사람이 찌는듯한 사막에서 먹고 마실 것을 결사적으로 찾아 걷고 있었는데  어디선지 모르게 낙타 한 마리가 나타났다.

영국 사람이 낙타를 붙잡아 식식거리며 말하기를,  “내가 응원하는 곳은 리버풀이므로 간을 먹는 게 좋겠어.”

스코들란드 사람이 즉시 소리치기를 “음, 나는 하트를 응원하니까 심장을 먹을 거야”

그러자 다소 정신적으로 장애가 있는 아일랜드 사람이 말하기를, “나는 아스날을 응원하지만, 더 이상 배고픔을 느끼진 않아.”

 

 swelter: 무더위에 시달리다

 sweltering: 더위에 지친, 무더워서 땀이 나는

 desperately: 기를 쓰며, 악쓰며, 절망적으로, 결사적으로

 as if: 마치 ~인 듯이

 out of nowhere: 어디선지 모르게. 아무 데도 없는 곳에서

 splutter: 식식거리며 말하다

 Liverpool:영국 북서부 지방의 도시. Liver(간)가 지명에 있다.

 Hearts: 영국 축구팀 중의 하나

 challenged: 장애가 있는

 Arsenal: 영국 축구팀 중의 하나.

 arsenal: 무기. 무기 공장

 

 

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