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Bunny's Three Wishes

 

A male bear was chasing a male bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived.

The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed.

The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet.

The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. Then he jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it.

The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I’ve ever met!" Then he asked for his last wish. "I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and said, "I wish the bear was gay."

 

 

세 가지 소원

 

숫곰 한 마리가 숫토끼 한 마리를 쫓고 있었다. 그들은 빈터로 들어가 요정이 살고 있는 거대한 삼나무 근처를 뛰어 다녔다.

요정은 시끄러운 소리에 지쳐 마침내 나와서 자신을 홀로 내버려 두면 그들에게 각각 3개의 소원을 들어주겠다고 말했다.  그 두 마리는 동의했다.

곰이 먼저 말했다 “내 소원은 이 숲 속의 모든 곰이 암놈이었으면 좋겠는데.” 요정이 소원을 들어주었다. 토끼는 그냥 씩 웃고, 헬멧 한 개를 부탁했다.

곰이 이상하게 생각했지만 계속했다. “내 소원은 이 나라의 모든 곰이 암놈이었으면 좋겠는데.” 요정이 그 소원을 들어주었다. 토끼는 다시 그냥 씩 웃고 오토바이를 원했다. 그리고는 오토바이에 올라타고 헬멧을 쓰고 출발 준비를 했다.

곰이 토끼를 보고 말했다. “만나본 토끼 중 가장 멍청하네!” 그리고 마지막 소원을 말했다. “내 소원은 이 세상 모든 곰이 암놈이었으면 좋겠는데.” 요정이 소원을 들어주었다. 토끼는  또 다시 씩 웃고 말했다. “이 곰이 게이라면 좋겠다.”

 

 

 

 wish: 소원

 bunny: 토끼

 clearing: 빈터

 run into: 뛰어 들어가다. 우연히 만나다.

 redwood: 미국 삼나무. [형]마음이 어지러운

 genie: 요정

 racket: 라켓. 소음

 grin: (소리없이) 활짝 웃다.

 gun: (엔진이) 빨리 돌다. (총알처럼) 출발하다.

 

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